I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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