why didn't you poke me back
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Randomize
