Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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