I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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