I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
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