does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
