Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Randomize
