how hairy? two words: wookie tits
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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