His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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