yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
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at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
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Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
soo... how was my night?
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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