You surviving the open bar?
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Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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