Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
It's never too late to be topless.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
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She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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