If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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