doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
