did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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