she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Text me some of your sweat
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