We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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