Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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