Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
So much Jack, so little girl.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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