I'm drive I can fine osifer
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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