I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I just want nice things and good sex
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
