why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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