eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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