I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
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I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
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I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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