marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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