To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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