that's an acceptable place to lick
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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