well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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