So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
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I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
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I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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