oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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