how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I intend to get homeless drunk
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Randomize
