I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
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I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
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You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
you never un-have a 4some
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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