Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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