Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(650): View more from California

sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.

(415): View more from California

we had.

(650): View more from California

well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.

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(862): View more from New Jersey

dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already

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(440): View more from Ohio

Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.

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(310): View more from California

Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?

(626): View more from California

That's two questions.

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(+61): View more from Australia

I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.

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Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.

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(647): View more from Ontario

Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out

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