Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
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Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
this hospital has no fireball
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's