why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
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I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing