It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
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And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
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You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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