Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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