I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
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I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
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Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
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He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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