And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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