i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
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I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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