Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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