yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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