Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
All I want is dick and wine.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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