Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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