and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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