Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
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we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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