There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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