Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
We have so much sex to catch up on
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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