Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I am one with the molecules
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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