Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
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I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
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I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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