his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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