that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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