just come out here and I will go home with you...
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
