i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
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I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
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Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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