I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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