booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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