does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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