definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
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If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
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Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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